John Key’s Twelve Days of Christmasby Toby Manhire
A dozen magic prime ministerial moments, in carol form.
Ho ho ho, and so on.
John Key’s Twelve Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my PM gave to me...
12 Maggots eaten
11 Liz Hurleys lusting
10 Hobbits hugging
9 Gangnams grooving
8 Catwalks mincing
7 Batshit Beckhams
6 Unread reports
5 Gay red tops
2 Tea cups
And a brain fade on GCSB
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