All the people want to move to New Zealandby Toby Manhire
A Twitter account collects the yearnings for a new life down under.
Their escapist, maudlin refrains are collected at @MoveToEnZed, which searches and regurgitates tweets pining for change.
A lot of them, aghast at something or other, have determined to move to “New Zealand or Canada”. Make of that what you will.
It makes strangely affecting reading, all collected together.
Here’s a handful:
Depressing. Twice as many ppl watched Vikings-Giants game as Breaking Bad finale. I'm moving to New Zealand.— John Walters (@jdubs88) October 23, 2013
Correction: More people, but not 2x as many, watched Vikes-Giants than BB finale. Still moving to New Zealand.— John Walters (@jdubs88) October 23, 2013
Watching a 1960s film about what would happen in the event of a nuclear attack... Fuck this shit I'm moving to New Zealand!— George. (@AdamsonGeorge) October 15, 2013
I'm sick and tired if this, I'm just done with life right now, I'm moving to New Zealand— Dan Merica Schaeffer (@Polishderp) November 1, 2013
Changing my name to Bineetó and moving to New Zealand. Bye.— 》》》》 (@_erin_xoxo_) October 16, 2013
I'm moving to New Zealand. They have mountains, ocean, and Gala apples.— Harrison Harmon (@HarrisonHarmon8) October 14, 2013
moving to nz=shooting off your leg then putting salt and vinegar chips in it— summer (@smashingpoop) October 19, 2013
@lesterfen never. Stupid people and their precious fucking second amendment I hate everyone. Move to NZ with me no guns more sheep ~— Kristin Rounds (@kristin_rowndz) October 21, 2013
I need to move to New Zealand, I know my future husband is there.— (@virginzico) October 27, 2013
Just so you all know, if I don't fall in love and get married then I'm moving to New Zealand and marrying a sheep. You're all invited— ♡georgia♡ (@NiallsAtNandos_) October 27, 2013
I'm gonna move to New Zealand and raise sheep— gabi (@vvinchestr) October 24, 2013
After the government shut down, I made up my mind. Moving to New Zealand when the time is right.— jerrell martin (@jdm4015) October 24, 2013
Times like these I wish my bf would sell meth so I can move to New Zealand— Juliana (@juwleeanna) October 23, 2013
If you are stuck in a group chat an easy way to get out is to throw your phone into the ocean and move to new zealand— Sahaj Sharda (@sahajss) October 15, 2013
My mom said she wants to move to New Zealand because there are too many idiots in America— Melissa Sabitov (@SabitovMelissa) October 22, 2013
I'm thinking about just becoming an alcoholic and moving to New Zealand.— Cameron Tierno (@CAMErON_ME) March 9, 2013
Although they're not all eager ...
why would someone move to new zealand why would someone move to new zealand why would someone move to new zealand why would someone move t— kate (@ieroass) July 28, 2013
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