If companies had realistic slogans

by Toby Manhire / 01 June, 2013
Ten of the best company slogans as rewritten by redditors.
Reddit users have been putting their minds to the question, “If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?”

Here are 10 of the best so far (many are US/Canada-centric – I’ve mostly ignored those).



Because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.



We know more about you than you do


US Government

... And We'll Take The Info


Trojan condoms

Tuition is very expensive


Best Buy

Here to serve you because you don't know how to use Amazon



It’s Apple. Buy it.


Internet Explorer

Your No 1 browser for downloading other browsers



You don't know what I am, update me anyway



Everything you've already seen on reddit 3 days later



Cat picture, cat picture, atheism quote, cat picture



Read the full thread – though be warned much of it is kind of coarse – here.
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