Caption competition: April 8, 2017by The Listener
Julie Bishop: “I can fix the tie, the hairstyle’s beyond me.” – Richard Alspach, Dargaville
Bishop: “Now, Boris, behave – I promise all the other big boys will be wearing one.” – Hugh Stratton
Bishop: “So, you’re new to foreign affairs?” – Tommy Kapai, Tauranga
Bishop: “The safety word is banana.” – Sam Kelly, Wellington
Johnson: “And then the priest said to the, er, Bishop.” – Aryan Patel, Dunedin
Bishop: “You Poms invented the bloody half windsor. Now look at ya.” – Molly Leith, Auckland
Bishop: “Can’t handle a full English Brexit, Boris?” – Hans Zindel, Palmerston North
Send your captions for the photo above to firstname.lastname@example.org, with “Caption Competition No 224” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 224”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, April 11.
The winner will receive a copy of the DVD Hacksaw Ridge, the true story of a weaponless young medic who saved 75 lives during the Okinawa battle of World War II.
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