Caption competition: May 13, 2017

by The Listener / 09 May, 2017

Winning entry for last week's caption competition by Bruce Elliot, Auckland. Photo/Getty Images

Finalists

Corbyn: “No, Jeremy Corbett’s the funny one.” – A Neale, Nelson

Man behind Corbyn: “Sorry, mate, this isn’t the No 10 bus.” – Paul Kelly, Palmerston North

Corbyn: “And the deals on the bus go round and round.” – Eliza Reed, Kuaotunu

Corbyn: “Hopefully the wheels won’t fall off this bus.” – Bruce Jackson, Egmont Village

Corbyn: “Is this the bus the party will throw me under?” – Rex McGregor, Auckland

Corbyn: “Where are we heading?”
Man: “To oblivion.” – P Lynch, Upper Hutt

Send in your entries for this week's caption competition. Photo/Getty Images

To enter

Send your captions for the photo above to caption@listener.co.nz, with “Caption Competition No 229” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 229”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, May 16.

The prize

A DVD of Why Him?, described by the Guardian as the “mortifyingly funny” meeting of potential in-laws and their prospective son-in-law, starring Bryan Cranston, James Franco and Zoey Deutch.

This article was first published in the May 13, 2017 issue of the New Zealand Listener.


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