Caption competition: November 5, 2016by The Listener
Try your hand at this week's caption competition.
Send your captions for the photo above to firstname.lastname@example.org, with “Caption Competition No 203” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 203”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon on Tuesday, November 8.
The winner will receive a DVD of Where to Invade Next, in which Michael Moore plays the role of invader, visiting countries around the world to see how the US can do better.
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Melania: “I understand that you respect women too, Mr Clinton.” – Hans Zindel, Palmerston North (Finalist)
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