If companies had realistic slogansby Toby Manhire
Ten of the best company slogans as rewritten by redditors.
Here are 10 of the best so far (many are US/Canada-centric – I’ve mostly ignored those).
Because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.
We know more about you than you do
... And We'll Take The Info
Tuition is very expensive
Here to serve you because you don't know how to use Amazon
It’s Apple. Buy it.
Your No 1 browser for downloading other browsers
You don't know what I am, update me anyway
Everything you've already seen on reddit 3 days later
Cat picture, cat picture, atheism quote, cat picture
Read the full thread – though be warned much of it is kind of coarse – here.
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