Caption competition: December 19, 2015by The Listener
Try your hand at this week's caption competition.
Send your captions for the photo above to firstname.lastname@example.org, with “Caption Competition No 158” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 158”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, December 22.
BBC series British Gardens in Time goes on a four-garden tour – Great Dixter, Stowe, Biddulph Grange and Nymans; a selection sure to get the the country squabbling, said the Independent’s reviewer.
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