Caption competition: December 19, 2015

by The Listener / 10 December, 2015
Try your hand at this week's caption competition.
Caption Competiton
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TO ENTER


Send your captions for the photo above to caption@listener.co.nz, with “Caption Competition No 158” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 158”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, December 22.

THE PRIZE


BBC series British Gardens in Time goes on a four-garden tour – Great Dixter, Stowe, Biddulph Grange and Nymans; a selection sure to get the the country squabbling, said the Independent’s reviewer.

TOP ENTRIES FROM DECEMBER 5

And next, the codpiece. - John Thurston, Te Puna (Winner)

Shatner: “I’ve shown you mine, now it’s your turn.” – Mike Preece (Finalist)

Woman: “Another illusion Shatnered!” – John Power (Finalist)

Shatner: “You have no idea how difficult it is getting through Auckland Airport security!” – Laurie Sanders, Tauranga (Finalist)

Shatner: “What do you mean, which Mutant Turtle am I?” – Kris Tomlinson, Motueka (Finalist)

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