Caption competition: January 9, 2016

by The Listener / 31 December, 2015
Try your hand at this week's caption competition.
Photo/Getty Images
Photo/Getty Images

British Gardens in TimeTO ENTER


Send your captions for the photo above to caption@listener.co.nz, with “Caption Competition No 160” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 160”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, January 12.

THE PRIZE


BBC series British Gardens in Time goes on a four-garden tour – Great Dixter, Stowe, Biddulph Grange and Nymans; a selection sure to get Brits squabbling, said the Independent’s reviewer.

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… and they all sat down to a delicious festive dinner of roast turkey and glazed, er … tofu and lentil patties. - Dorothy James, New Plymouth (Winner)

Miss Piggy: “Hey, enough about pearls and swine!” – Stephen Wilton, Whangarei (Finalist)

Miss Piggy: “You sound like you have a frog in your throat … ” – Stella Davis, Napier (Finalist)

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