A cheap, last-minute guide to Valentine's Dayby Alice Harbourne
Want to show your boo you like 'em without fully subscribing to corporate conspiracy? Here are some last-minute suggestions that align perfectly with your mid-festival season austerity measures.
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Let Buting and Strang do the heavy-lifting
Use characters from your latest TV obsession as a vehicle of expression by printing out pics and making your own Valentine's Day card. "You Planted the Keys to My Heart" is a good Making a Murderer-themed sentiment, "Be My Dandelion" is an endearing if slightly creepy Orange is the New Black take on things. Get creative.
Washing line cinema
Hang a white sheet on the washing line, borrow a projector from a friend/the office I.T department, or hire one if you have to, and host your own backyard movie night. Make popcorn/put a pizza in the oven and let the hipster smugness of it all keep you warm.
Swims 'n Roses
If you can't afford a bunch of roses, go visit some instead. A walk around the Parnell Rose Gardens (currently in bloom) is pretty romantic. Bring a towel and go for a swim/sunbathe in nearby Judges Bay afterwards.
Take advantage of Te Tuhi's Second Saturday, the free, fortnightly event series at the contemporary art gallery in Pakuranga. This Saturday there's a free hour-long singing workshop by artist Olivia Webb, requiring no prior experience, followed by a curator's talk. Perfect for couples who fancy something entirely different.
LYC Big Gay Out
The flagship Auckland Pride Festival event, NZ's largest LGBT gathering is returning to Coyle Park in Pt Chev this Valentine's Day. It's totally free and features a line-up of live entertainment between 12pm and 7pm. Visit website for details.
Buy them one/all of the following: a vinyl version of their favourite album from recently reopened Real Groovy; a novelty coaster/fridge magnet/teaspoon from one of Auckland's many wonderful junk shops (we love Just Plane Interesting in Oratia); a pretty second-hand book from Hard to Find bookstore.
Wrap a ribbon around a box containing a: Little & Friday doughnut/Bluebell's Cakery cupcake/Moustache Cookie/Miann gateaux
Tick another Metro Cheap Eat off the list: see our guide to the 100 best places to eat in Auckland for under $20. Pizza, dumplings, fish and chips, tacos...the heart wants what the heart wants.
Drink something cheap and delicious while enjoying a picnic in the Domain. The liquor ban kicks in at 10pm, but this is a sophisticated affair, I know.
Heartstring-tugging Kiwi music cabaret Daffodils is making a special Valentine's Day return. Tickets from $40.
Dine in. Read Simon Farrell-Green's guide to eating cheaply at home and make $50 seem like $100.
Anno Domini. Cocktails by Mea Culpa, burgers from The Bearded Clam and music courtesy of Seekae, Roland Tings & Race Banyon mean that Auckland Art Gallery's terrace is turning into a house party this Sunday evening. Tickets cost $38.
Too shy for a serenade? Take your partner to Bach Musica's Valentine's Day concert instead and swoon as a selection of the most popular classical love songs are performed. Auckland Town Hall, 5pm.
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