A brief yet traumatic history of Air New Zealand safety videosby Katie Parker
As Air New Zealand launches yet another wacky safety video, we look back at all those that have gone before.
It goes without saying then, that safety is vital, yet with all the excitement of air travel (Holidays! Inflight movies! Plane food!) more than a few of us are guilty of phasing out when safety announcement time rolls around.
Thank goodness then that Air New Zealand isn’t a regular airline - it's a cool airline. It wants to make safety fun and for nearly a decade that is exactly what it's done with a bevy of crazy characters with amusing yet informative safety messages for all.
The latest in the quest for the perfect piece of inflight safety-tainment made its debut today with extremely current and not at all random Hollywood celebs Katie Holmes and Cuba Gooding Jr in starring roles.
But to understand how we got here, we must look to the past.
2009 - Naked People
This was a simpler time. Obama was inaugurated. Lady Gaga and Beyonce released 'Telephone'. And an Air New Zealand advertising exec posed the question: “How can we get people to watch boring airline safety videos?”
The answer was naked people.
Yes. A simpler time.
2010 - Rico
Though Rico’s time was short lived, he managed to make quite an impact by interviewing Lindsay Lohan while she was on home detention, making a “rap video” with Snoop Dog, appearing on Campbell Live and finally being murdered by Richard Simmons.
2011 - Richard Simmons
Speaking of Richard Simmons, before he went mysteriously missing the '80s fitness guru was kind enough to use some of his celebrity to help Air New Zealand keep passengers’ safe, usurping Rico after his untimely death. What better way to get people to use their seatbelts than by having a reclusive figure from yesteryear scream at them?
2012 – The Hobbit
However, lest Middle Earth failed make an impact, that same year Air NZ employed Kiwi Two and a Half Men star Melanie Lynskey and the granddad from Modern Family to voice (but not actually appear in) an animated safety short to the dulcet tones of the Naked and Famous.
2013 - Bear Grylls
I must have travelled a lot in 2013 because the Bear Grylls safety video is forever burned into my mind and also acts to represent the moment when Air New Zealand began to lose their already tenuous grip on how plane related airline safety videos really need to be. Sadly Bear does not get an opportunity to drink his own urine or whatever it is he usually does, but the video does feature a cameo from much beloved bug man Ruud Kleinpaste to warn him not to eat glow worms.
The same year also saw a Betty White safety video which was much better because at least people like Betty White.
2014 -Sports Illustrated
In 2014, controversy hit when Air New Zealand got sexy and sexist with a video featuring models from glorified lad mag Sports Illustrated drew the ire of people who think that women are for more than just looking nice in bikinis. The ad ran for about half the year before being dropped, not because of outrage or a petition which gathered more than 10,000 signatures, but rather because Air New Zealand had always planned to abrubtly cut it after 6 months and replace it with the previous year's Bear Grylls one. I mean isn’t that how ads work?
2015 - Men in Black
Things got grim in 2015 when, having presumably decided to play things safe post-bikinigate, Air New Zealand took inspiration from a film made in 1997 and made a Men In Black themed safety video. Featuring Rugby players Dan Carter and Richie McCaw, my darling Stan Walker (Stan, WHY) and ORIGINAL MEN IN BLACK CAST MEMBER RIP TORN, the video also includes a wisecracking, rapping pug dog. Hmm.
2016 - Rhys Darby and Anna Faris
Which of course brings us to the present: Can Katie Holmes and Cuba Gooding Jr live up to these amazing achievements in airline safety history? Judge for yourself:
This article was originally published by The Wireless.
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