Caption competition: May 13, 2017by The Listener
Corbyn: “No, Jeremy Corbett’s the funny one.” – A Neale, Nelson
Man behind Corbyn: “Sorry, mate, this isn’t the No 10 bus.” – Paul Kelly, Palmerston North
Corbyn: “And the deals on the bus go round and round.” – Eliza Reed, Kuaotunu
Corbyn: “Hopefully the wheels won’t fall off this bus.” – Bruce Jackson, Egmont Village
Corbyn: “Is this the bus the party will throw me under?” – Rex McGregor, Auckland
Corbyn: “Where are we heading?”
Man: “To oblivion.” – P Lynch, Upper Hutt
Send your captions for the photo above to email@example.com, with “Caption Competition No 229” in the subject line. Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition No 229”, NZ Listener, Private Bag 92512, Wellesley St, Auckland 1141. Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, May 16.
A DVD of Why Him?, described by the Guardian as the “mortifyingly funny” meeting of potential in-laws and their prospective son-in-law, starring Bryan Cranston, James Franco and Zoey Deutch.
This article was first published in the May 13, 2017 issue of the New Zealand Listener.
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